How to get rid of the hiccups xD

*Bend over at the waist and drink water from the farther side of the glass  ( that is, with your chin stuck in the glass) 

*Hold your breath for at least a minute 

*Try to swallow a spoonful of peanut butter 

* Pull hard on your tounge 

*Place a spoonful of sugar at the back of your tounge ; repeat two or three times if nessercery 

*Suck on a freash piece of lemon

* Take a deep breath and hold it as you squeeze your stomach muscles as hard as possible

* Think of the ugliest person you have ever set your eyeballs on  

Wise Words xD

*Dont pick on your sister when she is holding a hockey stick

*If you want a kitten start out by asking for a horse  

*If u get a bad school report , wait until your moms on the phone to show it to her

*When your dad is mad at you and askes  "do i look stupid?" never ever in your life answer him

*When you want somethinng expensive , ask your grandparents  

*Never tell you little sister/ girl cousin that you are not going to do what your mom told u to do 

*Always busy yourself with homework when your mom shows up with a broom or vacuum cleaner 

*NEVER EVER let your little brother/ little boy cousin paint the house or family car 

Strange remedies for certain tyes of diseases xD

Eye Diseases :- Bathe eyes with rainwater collected before down in June . Apply Mixture If tortoise brain and Honey . Rub With  the tail of a black cat. Dab witha few drops of urine

Toothaches:- Press a new nail into the gum and aching tooth until it bleeds, then hammer the nail into the tree . Burn one ear with a hot poker . Tie a dead mole around your neck and volia ur toothache is gone...

Diarrhea :- Eat Gruel, Drink Green onoins oil... Honey, Wax and Water, and eat some Cocoa Leaves and its gone

Common Cold :- Put Musturd and onoins up your nose and tie a sweaty sock around your neck 

Warts :- Dab with dig's peeand spread pigs boog on them daub with mashed up slugs. Stroke with a tail of a tortoise shell > Dribble over the warts First thing next morning ... 

Headache :- Drill a hole in your skull. Rub Cow dung on the temples. Lean your head against a tree while someone drives a nail into the opposite side of the trunk. Tie the head of a dead buzzard round your neck . Sleep With a pair of "Pain Cutting" scissors under the pillow 

Tumors And Goiter:-  Touch With a hanged man'z head