How to get rid of the hiccups xD

*Bend over at the waist and drink water from the farther side of the glass  ( that is, with your chin stuck in the glass) 

*Hold your breath for at least a minute 

*Try to swallow a spoonful of peanut butter 

* Pull hard on your tounge 

*Place a spoonful of sugar at the back of your tounge ; repeat two or three times if nessercery 

*Suck on a freash piece of lemon

* Take a deep breath and hold it as you squeeze your stomach muscles as hard as possible

* Think of the ugliest person you have ever set your eyeballs on  

Wise Words xD

*Dont pick on your sister when she is holding a hockey stick

*If you want a kitten start out by asking for a horse  

*If u get a bad school report , wait until your moms on the phone to show it to her

*When your dad is mad at you and askes  "do i look stupid?" never ever in your life answer him

*When you want somethinng expensive , ask your grandparents  

*Never tell you little sister/ girl cousin that you are not going to do what your mom told u to do 

*Always busy yourself with homework when your mom shows up with a broom or vacuum cleaner 

*NEVER EVER let your little brother/ little boy cousin paint the house or family car 

Strange remedies for certain tyes of diseases xD

Eye Diseases :- Bathe eyes with rainwater collected before down in June . Apply Mixture If tortoise brain and Honey . Rub With  the tail of a black cat. Dab witha few drops of urine

Toothaches:- Press a new nail into the gum and aching tooth until it bleeds, then hammer the nail into the tree . Burn one ear with a hot poker . Tie a dead mole around your neck and volia ur toothache is gone...

Diarrhea :- Eat Gruel, Drink Green onoins oil... Honey, Wax and Water, and eat some Cocoa Leaves and its gone

Common Cold :- Put Musturd and onoins up your nose and tie a sweaty sock around your neck 

Warts :- Dab with dig's peeand spread pigs boog on them daub with mashed up slugs. Stroke with a tail of a tortoise shell > Dribble over the warts First thing next morning ... 

Headache :- Drill a hole in your skull. Rub Cow dung on the temples. Lean your head against a tree while someone drives a nail into the opposite side of the trunk. Tie the head of a dead buzzard round your neck . Sleep With a pair of "Pain Cutting" scissors under the pillow 

Tumors And Goiter:-  Touch With a hanged man'z head  

Dear......

Dear'....',

there is so much to be said ..... how do i start??!!??.....well...i have feelings for u....it has been a long time coming....when i said i didnt...even then i did...i just didnt know how to express them...u mean so much to me ....u make me feel so damn special in so many ways.... and u are a lot to me...and for that reason i stopped all the bad stuff in my life.... in a soul purpose... to make u a part of my life.. u are all that i wanted....u have all the characteristics of a beautiful soul...a soul of purity... my dream...ur nice......kind... funny... caring... hilarious when u wanna be.. angry when u have to be....cool to talk to... good company..u give good advice for one thing...helpful in ones time of need..enemy to one that hates u..u rarely say no...u have been really honest with me....even tho i really havent....which i am really sorry for..  u have been really loyal....u had a good sens e of humour.,,u have always sticked by me ...helping me go on .....even tho v dont meet that lately.....u are really good listener and u told me wat u thought of everything....so wat else do u want me to say..i have said everything a man can ever want....picture perfect.. just cyn u smile makes my day....

"I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away
I keep your photograph; I know it serves me well
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

‘Cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome
And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away
"

Yours Forever and ever..

Iyash

SwEeT

This is really sweet...
When a boy is quiet ... millions of things are running in his mind.

When a boy is not arguing ... he is thinking deeply.

When a boy looks at u with eyes full of questions ... he is wondering how long you will be around.

When a boy answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... he is not at all fine.

When a boy stares at you ... he is wondering why you are lying.

When a boy lets you lay on his chest ... he is wishing for you to be his forever.

When a boy wants to see you everyday... he wants to be yours 4eva.

When a boy says ' I love you ' ... he means it.

When a boy says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more
than that.

Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person....

Find a Guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot...
 
 
Who calls you back when you hang up on him...
 
 
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep...
 
 
Wait for the guy who ...kisses your forehead...
 
 
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats...
 
 
Who holds your hand in front of his friends...
 
 
Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you...
 
 
Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! '

Nash... closest to my heart :)

Nash is like my closest friend next to maxy.... well nash is my support system .... she helps me and i help her.... its always like that with us ... i really enjoy her company ...its a really comforting to talk to her....i know i cant get a friend like her anywhere.....i met her through a friend of mine...in grade 8 i think...back then v werent really good friends but later v got to know each other and then v had quite fun ... v share everything...there is no secrets between us...and i can always count on her to gimme support to me :) ..nash is my support pillar so to say...she has always been there for me and i hope i have been there for her too ..all i can say is i value her friendship a lot ..and i like to have her friendship till the end... thankshhhh nashhh ..for everything.... :D yay ... u mean a lot to me :: :D :D

Maxyyyyy ..here is ur big mention =P.hehe

so lemme tell u folks bout maxy....she is one of my bestest friends living in lanka at the moment....she was a reallllllyyy close friend of mine when i was a kid ..v used to hang out and have fun and do kiddy stuff....and then v didnt keep in touch for so looooooooooong and i met her quite recently and v been catching up ....laughing like hell..even for the past days v met .....v had our fair share of laughs didnt v maxy :P ...and now she is coming back to male....i am thrilled to know that she is coming back...v got lots to do and share and have fun !! yay!! maxy when u come back i will make sure u dnt wanna go back haha :P there is a lotof more thing about her...v are so alike ...v have like the same intrests and v get along with eaacch other sooo well :D i like her company and its quite fun...so v will have our big reunoin soon :P ...hehe will let u all know about it as it happens hahah :P :D bigg hugg for maxy...get back here!!! v need to partttyyyy :D 

so here i stand...

so here i stand ...thanks to all my friends... i been through a lot theese past weeks and i really like to thank my friends who gave me advice and helped me move on.Hate,Maxy,Nash,Shanzy,Affi,Shafeeu,Lam,Angel mummy,Maree,Edy,Sharey,Knightfall,Shifu,Hope Kokko, My COusins....just few of the names i like to include....thank u all ur ur help and support in helping me through my rough times....thanks a lot for everyting :D

Back

its been a while since i havent updated my blog...been busy with cousins visiting from other countrys :D ...they come back for hols..soo i am just catching up with them ....now i got some free time so i will be updating my blog soon :D yay!! will update with some of the funny things that happens around my house during my cousins visits :)